The Gods had a lot of time on their hands so they made an ARIES…

 This almost brought them to extinction so they made a TAURUS…

That nearly bored them to death so they brought forth a GEMINI…

Who would never shut up so they conjured the CANCER…

He nearly suffocated them with co-dependence so they formed the LEO…

Who thought he was their only child so they had to make a VIRGO…

That told them they weren’t doing a good enough job so they made a LIBRA…

Who pointed out all the crap they were actually doing so they came up with a SCORPIO…

Who kept telling them what to do so they made SAGITTARIUS…

Who acted just like them so they tried again with the CAPRICORN…

Who cared less about what them and more about making money so they made the AQUARIOUS…

Who figured that he could do a better job than they were doing and in an effort to prove him wrong they came up with the PISCES…

Who at the end of the day would have much rather stayed in paradise and not to have been brought to this crappy place in the first place.